Me: THEY HAVE AXOLOTLS AT THE COEX AQUARIUM IN SEOUL!!!
The Boyfriend: What's that, the creature you like?
Me: YESSSSSSS! I'm goooonnna see an axolooootl! yay!
The Boyfriend: Babe, you can't take it home with us, okay?
Me: But...but...I've already started planning my international heist!!